Sorry peeps but this is going to be an epic! Because I have not written for two weeks I will break it down to make it easier to read but I have forgotten most things so I’m sorry if it is not interesting L Its just that the computer at me mam’s house didn’t really work it was the mouse, the cursor just didn’t want to move and I got really frustrated and really lost my temper big time with it, like I know the internet is a wonderful thing, but what happened to old fashioned pen and paper, although that wasn’t without it’s problems, like when a pen ran out or the ink simply went dry just at the exact moment you needed it! Anyway, here we go!
Thursday 21st December
Went to Las Tascas, Adriano didn’t turn up, everyone told me he had disappeared and Vicente went to watch football in some other bar and was going to meet everyone after, but I couldn’t stay late as I still hadn’t done my suitcase and had to go to work the next day L Cockney boy hasn’t been around for a while. Ramon told me that he went there but I waited and I couldn’t see him so he was a bit of a twat for standing me up, it’s a good job I didn’t go there to exclusively meet him and that I was with my friends and not too bothered about him being there or not, otherwise I would have been mortified that I was waiting there for him by myself. The only one who actually turned up was them weirdo stalker people, but I managed to hide from them! Either that or they seen me hiding from them and took the hint! And since that was over two weeks ago I can’t really remember much of what happened or what I was thinking (with me, god only knows!)
Friday 22nd December
Had the best day in work ever! Had to work in the morning (booo!) but we all went out for a meal at lunchtime to celebrate Crimbo. It was actually a really nice meal, although the place we originally planned to go looked a lot nicer, we booked the table for half 1 so when we gets there they tell us that they don’t start serving food til 2 and that they haven’t even started preparing anything! WHY ON EARTH DID YOU LET US BOOK THE TABLE FOR YOU TWATS!! Honest to God, the Spanish sometimes can be so backwards in thinking forwards they really can. Anyway we went to this place called Rokelin, which is basically a ham place. We decided to order a salad, some potato things with ham and eggs (beautiful by the way!) and a few other things for starters then we were all going to have a baguette. My baguette wasn’t actually that nice I had a chicken one and for some reason they put grated carrot and cheese on it, would have been better without the grated carrot to be honest. Anyway in the afternoon we were all drinking champagne in the office in the afternoon, but not just our office, all of the other offices on this floor so it was nice that everyone was together, ahh ;-)
Got home and Luís had discharged himself out of hospital for Christmas, and surprise surprise, he was pissed as that snail that drank beer that time and fell in the glass (does anyone remember?) Yet again the house was a shit tip and once again it stunk like shit because of him. Anyway I sat down to a glass champagne with them but all of a sudden I started feeling nauseous beyond belief. So I decided to lie down for a moment as I had started shivering, I only planned for half an hour, as I had still not yet done my suitcase, I’m so lazy. In the end I ended up sleeping til two in the morning, my train was at 7:15, not much time. I don’t really pack all that well anyway, I just throw everything in, but still I do like to have time to doubly check that I haven’t forgot anything as it is always such a pain in the arse when you have to buy stuff etc. Anyway more or less had the suitcase done by 3 in the morning when Ramon started to mither me on txts by phoning me, in the end I told him to come round as I thought, oh well, I might as well shag him since I’m going to be away for a week. So he turns up and he was pissed out of his face and it really isn’t that attractive when someone else is pissed and you are not, but he was leering a bit which really made me go off him, I was actually quite repulsed by him, but what the hey, I’m sure people have felt that way about me before when I’ve been pissed so tried to ignore the little Jimeney Cricket inside my head.
Anyway, don’t want to fill your head with too many images, but was trying my best to have sex with him and he wouldn’t have it with me!!!!! I asked him what was wrong, and you know the exact words he said to me?????? “If I fuck you now, it is over between me and you because you are going away to England for a week and I don’t like to do that to girls I really like!!!” In all my life!!! Although I know I should be offended, and I really am, it’s been two weeks and I’m still fuming, I’m not altogether sure what he means. Hmm. So I kicked him out of my bed, out of my house, and out of my life!
Saturday 23rd December (a few hours after the Ramon incident!)
I had tried reserving a taxi on the Friday night, but apparently you can’t do that, so I told Caroline as soon as you get up, phone a taxi to order it for like half 6 at your house. We have never ever in the whole four months of being here had a problem with getting taxi’s but I had a feeling that when we were wanting to go home and with it being Christmas and everybody on their works do’s that we were going to have a bitch of a time getting to the train station. Well it’s not so bad for me because I can walk to the train station in 45 mins, I suppose a bit longer with my suitcases, but Caroline lives a bit further and plus she doesn’t really walk to the train station that I know of, she always wants to get a bus or a taxi so I doubt that she knew how to walk there quickly from her house. Anyway, Caroline didn’t order a taxi straight away; as she didn't want it to come and then leave without her, she waited until she was ready and then tried to order, but the phone was like engaged for half an hour non-stop or something silly like that, so then I tried phoning and they still wouldn’t answer. Caroline was in a reet panic, would not calm down. She was asking me to beg Sonia to take us, but she was still pissed out of her face and as it turned out her car was in the garage as Luís had broken something (yet again, when will she learn?) so we wasn’t getting anywhere fast really it was better that we didn’t get her to take us. In the end, Caroline phoned Sergio who was a super star and came to get us, he was actually out clubbin as well but he still came to take us bless his cottons. Anyway we got there with 10 mins to spare, I wanted to have a cig but Caroline said we didn’t have the time, although we had ten mins. I had my cig anyway as I had not smoked all morning and since I had a mountain amount of time a head of me to wait in the airports and sit on a flight I decided to have one; I can smoke one in 2 mins. Anyway in the end we managed to get our trains thanks to Sergio. And we had also been worrying as we only had 7 mins to get off the train in Barcelona station and take the train to the airport, otherwise we would have missed our flight too. In the end the train was 3 mins late so we got there with plenty of time to spare. Checked in, did last minute Xmas shopping in the duty free got flight ok etc.
Strange to have been back in England again. It was kinda like I had never been away, like everything about Spain I had imagined it, like I really didn’t have a house, job, friends and a whole new life in Spain. Really really surreal and so hard to describe to you. I also noticed how all of the women in England look rough as fook compared to the Spanish. I also found it hard to stop speaking in Spanish when I was in ice land and Clintons. Aye perdón this and aye perdón that. Gracías, lo siento lasta luego. Me da igual, I have been speaking, listening and understanding it for four months so of course it is hard for me to understand.
Ended up going out of the nighttime with Lauren and Claire and also met up with Nick, Liam and that boy who hangs around with them a lot. I enjoyed myself. Nicky kept getting mad at me as all I did was talk about Spain. Well what on earth did he expect. He knows exactly what I’m like and so should have known better. Although we had a fall out at the end of the night as Nicky took his t-shirt off, and all I said was look you have bitch tits Nicky and he went absolutely mad. Oops, but I was drunk and he does have them so it’s not like I was lying..…
Was nice to see Lauren again as we actually haven’t seen each other for months but Claire, I dunno, she was slightly distant. I haven’t actually seen her for months either though to be honest.
Sunday 24th December
Did absolutely fook all apart from nurse my hangover and lounge around in bed all day watching the soap omnibuses. I cannot believe they actually put Becca into jail. DIE JUSTIN DIE! Although when I was watching the soaps I really didn’t have a clue who was who and what on earth had been going on, so I’m gonna be fucked when I gat back next year.
Christmas Day
Crappest presents of my life so far, I went back and changed them all, except for the Oasis stop the clocks CD I got and a heart shaped pocket mirror that is covered in diamantes that I absolutely loved. But the rest of it, oh dear me. My mum got me a hideous necklace, which I can’t actually return as it, was off some internet site. I’ll go home and get the internet address so you can all see the hideousness. My sister got me a discovery channel science thing to grow my own 4-leafed clover! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How on earth am I meant to transport that from England to Spain to Italy and then back to England again, you stupid girl. I wouldn’t mind but I got her a really decent present, some Swarovski earrings, which were by no way means cheap. So I really don’t think this is a fair exchange. She is working full time and she buys me a crappy plant that I cannot even use, and I work for less than the minimum wage and I buy her decent stuff. Next year I’m so not going to bother with presents. I know I sound really ungrateful and that it’s the thought the counts, but they really do not put any thought into anything so I would rather have good stuff if they are not going to think about what I will like. Like one of the bestest presents I ever got was when my friend Pauli brought me back some Cuban sand in a Cuban shampoo bottle! So you can really see, I’m not asking for a lot.
There was also no Yorkshire puddings with the Christmas dinner this year. My mum assures me that we have never had them with Christmas dinner and that it is not traditional to have them with Christmas dinner, but I think she is wrong and I’m sure we did have them for Christmas dinner last year, so get it sorted mother! Once again, I sound spoiled but I was on my holiday and I was only in England for 1 week, so is it too much to ask for just to have some home made Yorkshire puddings???? (none of this aunt Bessie’s crap neither!)
And at the nighttime came our traditional game of Trivial Pursuit (well only for the past three years) and once again I am the reigning champion. My sister really can’t take it that I always beat her so far it is 7-0 to me. And all of this came about when we used to work together and I was going on about my mother, then was saying something like to give my mother her due, she is one of the most cleverest people I have ever known, as she is super intelligent, well going to be my phone a friend on who wants to be a millionaire! Anyway, my sister pipes up and she is like “no she isn’t I’m cleverer than mum” Well I don’t know where she got that idea from as “the girl who proclaims to know everything is indeed the biggest fool of all and the girl who proclaims to know nothing is already wise beyond her years and what she shall learn, she shall learn wisely” or something like that, but you get my drift, so this is how Trivial Pursuit came about you see my sister was overly trying to prove her point and she has failed diabolically. This year she was so bad that I even felt sorry for her, and the thought did occur to try and let her win at least one, but then why should I? She is still pig headed and still thinks she is better than me so I have to carry on with my winning streak! But this year she didn’t even get one wedge for her pie and I had mine completed in no time at all. But you see her tactics are all wrong. If there is a chance to go to a roll again square she will always go to it and will avoid answering the questions, so she just really moves backwards and forwards between two squares!
The rest of the week was pretty much just more or less going out seeing friends and going shopping, I seriously spent like £500 on new clothes, I know that sounds a lot but half of it was on new boots and jeans. And I desperately needed new jeans as I have lost two dress sizes in weight so I really couldn’t go on wearing my plus size jeans no more!
Got home ok, but man alive I’ve had t he most boring week of my life ever. Since I came back a week earlier than everyone else I actually had no one to go out with. Although on New Years Eve, I went round to Luís’s house supposedly for tea, but I wouldn’t call anything they had food, or fit for human consumption. I didn’t really enjoy it there as Luís friends are twat flaps. One of them was proper pervy and kept tickling me but to the point where he wouldn’t stop and I honestly nearly did cry, or he kept saying dirty things and he kept grabbing my boobs and at one point he actually put his head, somewhere he wishes he could put it for real, lets put it that way. I think I have spoke about him before, he is that one that came to my house and was winking at me. Anyway I didn’t have anywhere else to go as Sergio’s plans changed at the last minute and no one was meeting until after midnight.
Anyway eventually escaped to where Sergio and everyone was. I have never seen Sergio so drunk, it was hilarious. Alejandro’s girlfriend was there and she was actually quite chatty with me. So it defo is just Caroline she has a problem with. Although I understand, as I think she sees Caroline as a threat. But I actually think she is quite nice. I also saw Adriano, he was trying to talk to me but I didn’t have the time to be dealing with him to be honest. But I did notice that Adriano did have a big dirty love bite on his neck. So I’m really not impressed especially since he didn’t hear about me and Vicente. Also there was this girl who is English really really fat and almost dwarf height, she is absolutely tiny, but you can tell she has really low self esteem as she was literally just throwing herself at any boy that moved near her, and in the end her and Adriano ended up copping off, although I found this to be hilarious as he is a giant and she is tiny he had to double over just to kiss her. Also alma and Sergio had an argument as she doesn’t really drink alcohol, except mojito’s and the place we were in doesn’t do them at all so she had sneaked her own in, and she gave the glass to Sergio to hold, and then he got all giddy trying to talk to the short arse English girl, who was beyond leathered and so she knocked the drink and it smashed. Alma was understandably upset and they was arguing, but I thought this was hilarious as they were both wearing these tinsel wig things and it just looked funny. Didn’t do fuck all all week. Should have studied loads of Grammar and started my year abroad report but sat around doing fook all watching telly, and watching the fit presenter on the wheel of fortune. Ahh. At least I was practising my listening. Did that sound convincing?
Went out to my usual gathering at Las Tasca’s, and went out on Friday and got absolutely leathered. But oh my god, I saw the fittest man ever in my life, all skinhead and rippling muscles, Sergio was convinced he wanted a bit of me too, but there is no way someone like him would look twice at a loser like me, but it’s still nice to look at him though.
Also me and Sergio had a v. interesting chat about fat face. Apparently he is not mad at all about those love bites and he has been going round telling everyone (not Adriano though-shame, he should see what he has missed out on) that he really likes me and that he loved when he came round to my house. That’s all well and good saying that but if he isn’t going to txt me and stuff then it means nothing. But Sergio said that he is young and that he doesn’t really think about stuff like that. Well he should because I leave Spain in 7 weeks and two of those weekends I am in other countries, so really I only wanna have sex with him for five weeks, so I hope I haven’t got another bender who is scared of having sex all the time. Really these Mediterranean’s they talk the talk but they do not walk the walk, and they aren’t as big as the English if you get what I mean…
Didn’t go out on the Saturday night mainly as because no one else was and also Sonia had an argument with Luís. He came round bladdered as fuck nearly breaking everything, kicking off and she fed him but he drowned his food in barbecue sauce and spicy sauce spilt it everywhere just after I had cleaned shouted at her and then walked out. She was crying her eyes out so I told her to fuck him off, he obviously is incapable of being anything but a drunk and I know for a fact that he only comes round because she gives him an endless supply of alcohol if that wasn’t there on tap then he defo wouldn’t come back ever again. And she knows this but she must be so desperate for a man, seriously that she will just take anything that comes along. I’m tired of trying to work it out. But she was saying that she will defiantly finish it with him, etc. We had her brother and his girlf round for champagne drinking and then stayed in watching DVD’s on a Saturday night. Wakes up the next morning and there is a note saying that Luís has foned and that he has said sorry so she is going round to talk to him. She obviously must be back with him as I haven’t seen her since, so I think that she is so stupid, I’m a bit angry with her for not having any self respect to be honest, she should do what I did with Ramon.
Nothing much else to report to be honest except that I have broken more things. A champagne glass that just smashed when I was trying to wash it. The plug in the kitchen sink, that just came away in my hand, the kitchen roll holder that just fell off the wall when I touched it lightly and the front of the cutlery drawer is hanging off that just came away in my hands, so to be honest I think that her house isn’t too stable, and it’s trying to trick me and send me mad in the head or something, it definitely doesn’t like me living there and I don’t know why I take good care of it and clean it everyday and stuff and treat it nicely, but hey there are some things you just can’t force, I will not let the house beat me though!
Offski’s to Rome this Friday, then Paris the Thursday after that! It’s a hard life to lead but someone has to do it ;-P
Random word of the day: Manco= One armedTotal word count of the day- 3790
Thursday 21st December
Went to Las Tascas, Adriano didn’t turn up, everyone told me he had disappeared and Vicente went to watch football in some other bar and was going to meet everyone after, but I couldn’t stay late as I still hadn’t done my suitcase and had to go to work the next day L Cockney boy hasn’t been around for a while. Ramon told me that he went there but I waited and I couldn’t see him so he was a bit of a twat for standing me up, it’s a good job I didn’t go there to exclusively meet him and that I was with my friends and not too bothered about him being there or not, otherwise I would have been mortified that I was waiting there for him by myself. The only one who actually turned up was them weirdo stalker people, but I managed to hide from them! Either that or they seen me hiding from them and took the hint! And since that was over two weeks ago I can’t really remember much of what happened or what I was thinking (with me, god only knows!)
Friday 22nd December
Had the best day in work ever! Had to work in the morning (booo!) but we all went out for a meal at lunchtime to celebrate Crimbo. It was actually a really nice meal, although the place we originally planned to go looked a lot nicer, we booked the table for half 1 so when we gets there they tell us that they don’t start serving food til 2 and that they haven’t even started preparing anything! WHY ON EARTH DID YOU LET US BOOK THE TABLE FOR YOU TWATS!! Honest to God, the Spanish sometimes can be so backwards in thinking forwards they really can. Anyway we went to this place called Rokelin, which is basically a ham place. We decided to order a salad, some potato things with ham and eggs (beautiful by the way!) and a few other things for starters then we were all going to have a baguette. My baguette wasn’t actually that nice I had a chicken one and for some reason they put grated carrot and cheese on it, would have been better without the grated carrot to be honest. Anyway in the afternoon we were all drinking champagne in the office in the afternoon, but not just our office, all of the other offices on this floor so it was nice that everyone was together, ahh ;-)
Got home and Luís had discharged himself out of hospital for Christmas, and surprise surprise, he was pissed as that snail that drank beer that time and fell in the glass (does anyone remember?) Yet again the house was a shit tip and once again it stunk like shit because of him. Anyway I sat down to a glass champagne with them but all of a sudden I started feeling nauseous beyond belief. So I decided to lie down for a moment as I had started shivering, I only planned for half an hour, as I had still not yet done my suitcase, I’m so lazy. In the end I ended up sleeping til two in the morning, my train was at 7:15, not much time. I don’t really pack all that well anyway, I just throw everything in, but still I do like to have time to doubly check that I haven’t forgot anything as it is always such a pain in the arse when you have to buy stuff etc. Anyway more or less had the suitcase done by 3 in the morning when Ramon started to mither me on txts by phoning me, in the end I told him to come round as I thought, oh well, I might as well shag him since I’m going to be away for a week. So he turns up and he was pissed out of his face and it really isn’t that attractive when someone else is pissed and you are not, but he was leering a bit which really made me go off him, I was actually quite repulsed by him, but what the hey, I’m sure people have felt that way about me before when I’ve been pissed so tried to ignore the little Jimeney Cricket inside my head.
Anyway, don’t want to fill your head with too many images, but was trying my best to have sex with him and he wouldn’t have it with me!!!!! I asked him what was wrong, and you know the exact words he said to me?????? “If I fuck you now, it is over between me and you because you are going away to England for a week and I don’t like to do that to girls I really like!!!” In all my life!!! Although I know I should be offended, and I really am, it’s been two weeks and I’m still fuming, I’m not altogether sure what he means. Hmm. So I kicked him out of my bed, out of my house, and out of my life!
Saturday 23rd December (a few hours after the Ramon incident!)
I had tried reserving a taxi on the Friday night, but apparently you can’t do that, so I told Caroline as soon as you get up, phone a taxi to order it for like half 6 at your house. We have never ever in the whole four months of being here had a problem with getting taxi’s but I had a feeling that when we were wanting to go home and with it being Christmas and everybody on their works do’s that we were going to have a bitch of a time getting to the train station. Well it’s not so bad for me because I can walk to the train station in 45 mins, I suppose a bit longer with my suitcases, but Caroline lives a bit further and plus she doesn’t really walk to the train station that I know of, she always wants to get a bus or a taxi so I doubt that she knew how to walk there quickly from her house. Anyway, Caroline didn’t order a taxi straight away; as she didn't want it to come and then leave without her, she waited until she was ready and then tried to order, but the phone was like engaged for half an hour non-stop or something silly like that, so then I tried phoning and they still wouldn’t answer. Caroline was in a reet panic, would not calm down. She was asking me to beg Sonia to take us, but she was still pissed out of her face and as it turned out her car was in the garage as Luís had broken something (yet again, when will she learn?) so we wasn’t getting anywhere fast really it was better that we didn’t get her to take us. In the end, Caroline phoned Sergio who was a super star and came to get us, he was actually out clubbin as well but he still came to take us bless his cottons. Anyway we got there with 10 mins to spare, I wanted to have a cig but Caroline said we didn’t have the time, although we had ten mins. I had my cig anyway as I had not smoked all morning and since I had a mountain amount of time a head of me to wait in the airports and sit on a flight I decided to have one; I can smoke one in 2 mins. Anyway in the end we managed to get our trains thanks to Sergio. And we had also been worrying as we only had 7 mins to get off the train in Barcelona station and take the train to the airport, otherwise we would have missed our flight too. In the end the train was 3 mins late so we got there with plenty of time to spare. Checked in, did last minute Xmas shopping in the duty free got flight ok etc.
Strange to have been back in England again. It was kinda like I had never been away, like everything about Spain I had imagined it, like I really didn’t have a house, job, friends and a whole new life in Spain. Really really surreal and so hard to describe to you. I also noticed how all of the women in England look rough as fook compared to the Spanish. I also found it hard to stop speaking in Spanish when I was in ice land and Clintons. Aye perdón this and aye perdón that. Gracías, lo siento lasta luego. Me da igual, I have been speaking, listening and understanding it for four months so of course it is hard for me to understand.
Ended up going out of the nighttime with Lauren and Claire and also met up with Nick, Liam and that boy who hangs around with them a lot. I enjoyed myself. Nicky kept getting mad at me as all I did was talk about Spain. Well what on earth did he expect. He knows exactly what I’m like and so should have known better. Although we had a fall out at the end of the night as Nicky took his t-shirt off, and all I said was look you have bitch tits Nicky and he went absolutely mad. Oops, but I was drunk and he does have them so it’s not like I was lying..…
Was nice to see Lauren again as we actually haven’t seen each other for months but Claire, I dunno, she was slightly distant. I haven’t actually seen her for months either though to be honest.
Sunday 24th December
Did absolutely fook all apart from nurse my hangover and lounge around in bed all day watching the soap omnibuses. I cannot believe they actually put Becca into jail. DIE JUSTIN DIE! Although when I was watching the soaps I really didn’t have a clue who was who and what on earth had been going on, so I’m gonna be fucked when I gat back next year.
Christmas Day
Crappest presents of my life so far, I went back and changed them all, except for the Oasis stop the clocks CD I got and a heart shaped pocket mirror that is covered in diamantes that I absolutely loved. But the rest of it, oh dear me. My mum got me a hideous necklace, which I can’t actually return as it, was off some internet site. I’ll go home and get the internet address so you can all see the hideousness. My sister got me a discovery channel science thing to grow my own 4-leafed clover! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How on earth am I meant to transport that from England to Spain to Italy and then back to England again, you stupid girl. I wouldn’t mind but I got her a really decent present, some Swarovski earrings, which were by no way means cheap. So I really don’t think this is a fair exchange. She is working full time and she buys me a crappy plant that I cannot even use, and I work for less than the minimum wage and I buy her decent stuff. Next year I’m so not going to bother with presents. I know I sound really ungrateful and that it’s the thought the counts, but they really do not put any thought into anything so I would rather have good stuff if they are not going to think about what I will like. Like one of the bestest presents I ever got was when my friend Pauli brought me back some Cuban sand in a Cuban shampoo bottle! So you can really see, I’m not asking for a lot.
There was also no Yorkshire puddings with the Christmas dinner this year. My mum assures me that we have never had them with Christmas dinner and that it is not traditional to have them with Christmas dinner, but I think she is wrong and I’m sure we did have them for Christmas dinner last year, so get it sorted mother! Once again, I sound spoiled but I was on my holiday and I was only in England for 1 week, so is it too much to ask for just to have some home made Yorkshire puddings???? (none of this aunt Bessie’s crap neither!)
And at the nighttime came our traditional game of Trivial Pursuit (well only for the past three years) and once again I am the reigning champion. My sister really can’t take it that I always beat her so far it is 7-0 to me. And all of this came about when we used to work together and I was going on about my mother, then was saying something like to give my mother her due, she is one of the most cleverest people I have ever known, as she is super intelligent, well going to be my phone a friend on who wants to be a millionaire! Anyway, my sister pipes up and she is like “no she isn’t I’m cleverer than mum” Well I don’t know where she got that idea from as “the girl who proclaims to know everything is indeed the biggest fool of all and the girl who proclaims to know nothing is already wise beyond her years and what she shall learn, she shall learn wisely” or something like that, but you get my drift, so this is how Trivial Pursuit came about you see my sister was overly trying to prove her point and she has failed diabolically. This year she was so bad that I even felt sorry for her, and the thought did occur to try and let her win at least one, but then why should I? She is still pig headed and still thinks she is better than me so I have to carry on with my winning streak! But this year she didn’t even get one wedge for her pie and I had mine completed in no time at all. But you see her tactics are all wrong. If there is a chance to go to a roll again square she will always go to it and will avoid answering the questions, so she just really moves backwards and forwards between two squares!
The rest of the week was pretty much just more or less going out seeing friends and going shopping, I seriously spent like £500 on new clothes, I know that sounds a lot but half of it was on new boots and jeans. And I desperately needed new jeans as I have lost two dress sizes in weight so I really couldn’t go on wearing my plus size jeans no more!
Got home ok, but man alive I’ve had t he most boring week of my life ever. Since I came back a week earlier than everyone else I actually had no one to go out with. Although on New Years Eve, I went round to Luís’s house supposedly for tea, but I wouldn’t call anything they had food, or fit for human consumption. I didn’t really enjoy it there as Luís friends are twat flaps. One of them was proper pervy and kept tickling me but to the point where he wouldn’t stop and I honestly nearly did cry, or he kept saying dirty things and he kept grabbing my boobs and at one point he actually put his head, somewhere he wishes he could put it for real, lets put it that way. I think I have spoke about him before, he is that one that came to my house and was winking at me. Anyway I didn’t have anywhere else to go as Sergio’s plans changed at the last minute and no one was meeting until after midnight.
Anyway eventually escaped to where Sergio and everyone was. I have never seen Sergio so drunk, it was hilarious. Alejandro’s girlfriend was there and she was actually quite chatty with me. So it defo is just Caroline she has a problem with. Although I understand, as I think she sees Caroline as a threat. But I actually think she is quite nice. I also saw Adriano, he was trying to talk to me but I didn’t have the time to be dealing with him to be honest. But I did notice that Adriano did have a big dirty love bite on his neck. So I’m really not impressed especially since he didn’t hear about me and Vicente. Also there was this girl who is English really really fat and almost dwarf height, she is absolutely tiny, but you can tell she has really low self esteem as she was literally just throwing herself at any boy that moved near her, and in the end her and Adriano ended up copping off, although I found this to be hilarious as he is a giant and she is tiny he had to double over just to kiss her. Also alma and Sergio had an argument as she doesn’t really drink alcohol, except mojito’s and the place we were in doesn’t do them at all so she had sneaked her own in, and she gave the glass to Sergio to hold, and then he got all giddy trying to talk to the short arse English girl, who was beyond leathered and so she knocked the drink and it smashed. Alma was understandably upset and they was arguing, but I thought this was hilarious as they were both wearing these tinsel wig things and it just looked funny. Didn’t do fuck all all week. Should have studied loads of Grammar and started my year abroad report but sat around doing fook all watching telly, and watching the fit presenter on the wheel of fortune. Ahh. At least I was practising my listening. Did that sound convincing?
Went out to my usual gathering at Las Tasca’s, and went out on Friday and got absolutely leathered. But oh my god, I saw the fittest man ever in my life, all skinhead and rippling muscles, Sergio was convinced he wanted a bit of me too, but there is no way someone like him would look twice at a loser like me, but it’s still nice to look at him though.
Also me and Sergio had a v. interesting chat about fat face. Apparently he is not mad at all about those love bites and he has been going round telling everyone (not Adriano though-shame, he should see what he has missed out on) that he really likes me and that he loved when he came round to my house. That’s all well and good saying that but if he isn’t going to txt me and stuff then it means nothing. But Sergio said that he is young and that he doesn’t really think about stuff like that. Well he should because I leave Spain in 7 weeks and two of those weekends I am in other countries, so really I only wanna have sex with him for five weeks, so I hope I haven’t got another bender who is scared of having sex all the time. Really these Mediterranean’s they talk the talk but they do not walk the walk, and they aren’t as big as the English if you get what I mean…
Didn’t go out on the Saturday night mainly as because no one else was and also Sonia had an argument with Luís. He came round bladdered as fuck nearly breaking everything, kicking off and she fed him but he drowned his food in barbecue sauce and spicy sauce spilt it everywhere just after I had cleaned shouted at her and then walked out. She was crying her eyes out so I told her to fuck him off, he obviously is incapable of being anything but a drunk and I know for a fact that he only comes round because she gives him an endless supply of alcohol if that wasn’t there on tap then he defo wouldn’t come back ever again. And she knows this but she must be so desperate for a man, seriously that she will just take anything that comes along. I’m tired of trying to work it out. But she was saying that she will defiantly finish it with him, etc. We had her brother and his girlf round for champagne drinking and then stayed in watching DVD’s on a Saturday night. Wakes up the next morning and there is a note saying that Luís has foned and that he has said sorry so she is going round to talk to him. She obviously must be back with him as I haven’t seen her since, so I think that she is so stupid, I’m a bit angry with her for not having any self respect to be honest, she should do what I did with Ramon.
Nothing much else to report to be honest except that I have broken more things. A champagne glass that just smashed when I was trying to wash it. The plug in the kitchen sink, that just came away in my hand, the kitchen roll holder that just fell off the wall when I touched it lightly and the front of the cutlery drawer is hanging off that just came away in my hands, so to be honest I think that her house isn’t too stable, and it’s trying to trick me and send me mad in the head or something, it definitely doesn’t like me living there and I don’t know why I take good care of it and clean it everyday and stuff and treat it nicely, but hey there are some things you just can’t force, I will not let the house beat me though!
Offski’s to Rome this Friday, then Paris the Thursday after that! It’s a hard life to lead but someone has to do it ;-P
Random word of the day: Manco= One armedTotal word count of the day- 3790
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