where the fook is castellon?

Monday, January 29, 2007

Sorry I haven’t written for a while, I’ve been snowed under at work, I shouldn’t even really be writing this now, but what the hey, I know you need your daily fix! I’ve just got to mention that the entry I wrote about Paris, I made it out to be really bad but I did enjoy it, not as much as Rome though, but Leona could never compete with Rome as the place was full of fit men, there was only one I seen who had glasses that was a minger. Although I did only enjoy Paris as I got to see Leona, and she was an absolute star, when we was rushing to the airport I didn’t have time to post my postcards so she did it for me and they arrived on Wednesday, which was pretty quick. No seriously that last post was a private joke between us, so I hope she got it, as she hasn’t been e-mailing me back….

Anyway, not been up to much, been trying to get this report done, so been doing my grammar. I’ve pretty much done it, just need to actually do the evidence for the appendices and I need to sort out the presentation of it. And I finally finished the translation about the merger, Oscar gave me feedback, he said it was really good, the grammar was spot on the only criticisms were the order of words and translating the exact meaning, but apart from that he was really pleased!

Luís still doing my head in beyond belief. Me and Sonia argued a little bit as I had to tell her the girl that is coming after me doesn’t want to take over my room, so she needs to find someone else. She went a bit mad because she thinks I have told her something about Luís, I haven’t but she doesn’t altogether get that if she had decided to have come, then I would need to tell her about Luís, she can’t just expect people to live with an alcoholic. People don’t want these kinds of problems and responsibilities in their lives. So she needs to look for someone else, but she will have a hard time keeping anyone in her house with his behaviour. Like on Saturday, I had just cleaned the entire house from top to bottom and then he came round pissed out of his face….. He ended up pissing on the floor instead of in the toilet and when I told him about it he only cleaned half of it up with toilet paper. So because Sonia was really Ill in the end I was the one who had to clean it with bleach. And anything he drank or ate ended up on the floor so I had to clean it as well. I was supposed to be having a friend round but decided against it. And then because they were staying at my house I knew I would have to put up with them the next day so I couldn’t really have people back.

Anyway, I’ll fast forward to the Saturday night. Met with Verity who is an English girl we met before Xmas. Caroline wasn’t coming out as she is stressed to fook about this report, but the more you stress about things the less productive you are I think. Anyway we went to her friend’s house as they were having food so I popped along, I already knew one girl there, Daisy, she is from Texas. Anyway after the food we tried going to this shisha place, but it was crowded, so we went to a German pub across the road, but none of Verity’s friends wanted to drink, they didn’t even want to drink coke, so me and Verity were slightly bored so decided to go round the corner to El Jardi, it’s a garden themed place and you sit on garden furniture, it’s a bit shit but its only 3.50€ for a rum and coke and they don’t have measures so you can get absolutely piddled!

Anyway, we was in there for like an hour and decided to go but as I was walking out fat face stopped me. He was with his usual little group and others who kept pawing me and he was so proud but not in a good way in a way like “yeah, I shagged her” kind of way, like a bit big-headed about the whole thing (big head as in metaphorical), so I was a bit put off anyway, I knew he had a bighead (as in physical) but it seemed unusually huge today, and his hair wasn’t that nice either. And his friends were leering and touching me and stuff. Anyway he asked me about my Xmas and that was it whilst his friends kept staring at my arse and saying guapa over and over again.

Anyway we all started to walk over to Ettro, but they went somewhere else so was dancing away, and later and fat face and his little cronies came in, but he didn’t speak to me all night. Then I lost them. So I was getting one of my obsessions on, but only because I thought it was the height of rudeness to not speak to me in ettro or offer to buy me a drink or anything-how rude! So this is why I had my little obsession and no other reason.

Anyway in my little mission to track fat face down, who did I go and bump into but Ramon. So I tried to ignore him but he fookin chased me upstairs didn’t he. He was like can we talk please so I was like yes, but because Verity was with me and it was just us two she didn’t have anywhere to go while he tried to have a little waffle on with himself. So he kept saying I need to speak with you in private, but in the end he started chatting away while Verity was there. I told her what he said to me and she was mad! She was like why don’t you just get away from her she is far too pretty for you to be even looking at her, let alone speaking to her, and because he was grovelling to fook he kept going yeah I know she is too pretty for me. He just basically tried to apologise and then tried to turn it round on me saying he sent me a txt saying sorry, but he so didn’t as I didn’t receive it, I got nothing but abusive txts off him. He basically said that he didn’t want to sleep with me and then not see me for weeks on end as he really likes me and that he hopes I’ll forgive him, so then I was like I’ll forgive you but only as friends and nothing more as I leave soon. So then we kind of left it but when I was dancing he was just stood there giving me evils, but seriously really really bad evils.

Then I saw fat face’s friends so I was like is it just you two alone, and they was like yeah. Fat face actually has a really nice friend, he never seems to letch over girls like the others do and he seems really, really sweet. He isn’t actually bad looking but he is a lot shorter than me. But if he was tall I would defo turn my attentions on him! Anyway I asked him where fat face was and he was like oh he went home early he has had a busy week and was travelling a lot with his job so he is really tired. But his friend didn’t look me in the eye when he said this and he was a bit shifty so I think he got fat face to lie for him and I think fat face took another girl home and that is why he didn’t say goodbye.

Anyway was chatting away to fat face’s sweet friend. I was telling him that I move to Italy soon and he was like you should go to Florence, there is a really nice cathedral there. So I was like, listen love, I’m not really going for the religion, have you seen how fit the Italian boys are, they are the most beautiful boys I’ve ever seen in my life. And then he was like no but there are lots of pretty churches in the Veneto…aww bless, he is so sweet! So I’m gonna get chatting to him more often.

Kept seeing Ramon, he tried to give me a drink, but I refused it and ignored him. I actually felt a bit bad about that as he was trying to grovel and be sincere and me and Verity was pissed so we just kept ripping the piss out of him to his face. In the end I went home-alone because there was some boy who was absolutely in love with himself, just wouldn’t have it that I wouldn’t go home with him so he kept grabbing my arm and trying to drag me to places, but he was a pussy boy and I was stronger than him! When I got home I txt Ramon to say sorry for being nasty with him when he was trying to apologise. And he txt me back saying:

That’s fine, I’m not angry with you, I only want you to understand why I did what I did, at the end I suppose the thing is that I like you and that’s why I regret what I did.

Then I txt him back saying I’m only here for a few weeks

Then he txt me saying: short time doesn’t mean we can’t have a drink (or two) think about it

Then I txt him back saying no I don’t think you understand, I leave in 4 weeks I don’t actually have time to see you

Then he txt me back saying: I know you leave in 4 weeks. You keep telling me. You see, I’d like to see you again in these 4 weeks. If in any case you feel the same, I’d be glad.

So I felt a bit sorry for him and decided to forgive him completely, I’m probably stupid, so looks like me and him are back on, and I did really miss him in the month that we were not speaking and I was hoping that he would just txt me (as there was no way I was txting him 1st)but I think he gave up a bit too easily as if he did like me, if I were him I would mither with txt messages, but he never bothered, so I don’t think he likes me as much as he says.

Then almost straight away fat face was ringing me, so I hung up on him. Then felt bad, but it was like half 7 in the morning, so I txt him asking what the fick he wanted, so he txt me back saying:

Do you want me to come to yours tomorrow to see you?

Then I txt him back saying, I’m not all that arsed (all of this is in Spanish by the way)

Then he txt me saying: I’ll come to yours at 4 in the afternoon, I’ll phone you before, sweet dreams.

Then I had to actually drag myself out of bed and started to get myself ready, when I got out of the shower I had the following message waiting for me:

Hey! Sorry but I forgot that I have a family meal to go to and then later I’m going to watch the football. Shall we leave it for another day, its better, kisses my gorgeous1

So what do you all think of that. Forgot he had a family meal? My eye. His family don’t live in Castellón, so I think he was up to something, so I look forward to all of your feedback when I e–mail you all individually. I think he was with another girl, how on earth do you forget you have a family meal to go to, so I need to be all breezy and like whatever, the next time I see him, me thinks. How dare he! Seriously, I can’t wait to get to Italy now, the boys here just mess me around, I’ve never known anything like it.

So I spent all day pissed off because of him. Anyhoo, nothing much else to report except- VERITY ROCKS!!!!!

Also just been outside for a smokypoos and I saw a wasp pumping away its back end on a car, does this mean it was having sex? Wasp sex would be a very interesting topic of conversation!

Random word of the day: callos = tripe (what fat face was speaking to me)

Total word count of the day: 2155 words


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