I am so pissed off. I am such a loser. In fact, I’m going to go to the mountains across the road from work, find a farmer or shepherd or something and get them to brand the word loser right on my forehead so that people have advance warning of me. I’ve only gone and broke my phone. By dropping it in the world’s smallest glass of water. %H($%T$. So I shake off the excess water. And switch it on. No way was it switching on-it just kept turning itself back off, so obviously my phone was pissed off with me for this trauma, but my darling telephone, it was not entirely my fault, you just fell out of my hands L I didn’t mean it to happen and I promise I will never do anything like this again, if you just hang in there you can make it, you’re a fighter, a survivor L think of all the times I’ve dropped you on concrete from a great height and you have survived. Oh phoney, I have treated you so bad! I honestly miss not having a phone, that was one of my few lines of communication back to England you see, plus it has ALL of my telephone numbers. So I’m a bit fooked if it never works again…

Anyway, I tried to dry it as best as I could, then left it for a bit tried switching it on again, it appeared to be working, but the flash is on constantly and it vibrates non-stop and then the screen was all broken up into pieces. But I have persevered and the drier it gets the better it works-the only thing is, it will not stop vibrating. Everyone has been saying if it works fine then never mind about the vibrating. But it’s non-stop. It’s annoying. I don’t want it to vibrate. I want the phone to behave like it should. And plus, if the flash is constantly on and it never stops it’s one continuous vibration then the battery will run out in like an hour. I will wait and see what happens as Sonia was telling me Luís spilled beer (surprise, surprise) on his telephone and his didn’t work until 3 days later so I’ll give it time. At least mine was water and not beer, but I do think phones should be built to be waterproof. And the flash is probably on and it vibrates because water is a conductor of electricity don’t you know (Mr, sorry, Dr Pendleton, 1st year Science! Remember Jenny, those were the days, do you remember him being a bit of a perv though, and do you remember the seating plan, me and Lisa Delahunt asked him if we could sit with all the fit boys in our class so it was just me and her with Aaron, Darren and Michael ha ha, what on earth did we see in them?!) Anyway, I digress, so I think the excess water that is still inside the phone is making the flash go off and making it vibrate. So I’ll leave it for now me thinks, at least it is getting better so as long as it works for me to be able to take all of the phone numbers then I will be happy and just buy a new one, I’ve had this one for 1 year now, so it’s time I changed it anyway, it’s just that they are soooo behind the times with the technology over here, it really is a simpler way of life you know!

Also, supposing I was going to Rome this Friday (which I am) I suppose I really should know where my passport is, but they are so lapsidasicle with the passport control in Spain I’m wondering if I should chance it…. Better not, really I should tidy my room to look for my passport, although I would have thought since I came home last week that it would be somewhere in my proximity, but I can’t see it on my bedroom floor anywhere, so I’m at a loss as to where it is. Although I could have put it away somewhere safe, although I won’t remember where my safe places are, hence the reason I leave it all on my bedroom floor, I know exactly where everything is!

Nothing much else to report. I’ll give you regular updates on my phones progress. Pobrecito L

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