Sorry peeps today really nothing to report! Still can’t sleep because Pauli is coming and he is going to bring me Jaffa Cakes!!!!! Although he didn’t manage to get me Cadbury’s hot chocolate L so really what are the Jaffa Cakes without the hot chocolate. And I got a letter off the Correos they have a parcel off my Uncle Karl for me so I’m assuming these are all of the TV Choice magazines he has been saving for me so I can get up to date on my soaps cos I really don’t have a clue. The only thing I know is that Pauline Fowler dies on Christmas day and that is because her husband Joe poisons her!!! But seriously nothing else. Although I’ve discovered that I can watch the episodes on the internet, but since I don’t have it at home I will have to go to an internet café as I have tried watching them in work and it doesn’t let me!
Although yesterday, Christina was in a reet funny mood, I dunno what was up with her. There was no more water left in the machine, so I asked her who do I need to ask to change it and she was like “you change it yourself” so then I was like well I don’t know how, someone needs to show me, so she was really nowty and was like “how difficult is it to take one bottle off and put the other one on?” EEEEERRRRR excuse me! I eventually did it but if I would have broken anything I would have been in so much trouble.
Oh and I think that fit boy from London waved at me in his car yesterday, I’m not too sure though, but I hope it was him, as then it might change my opinion of him that he is an arrogant twat. Although he was an arrogant twat, he didn’t laugh at me or anything like that, and he was really nice to me, but they all take the piss out of my manc accent so he jumped on the bandwagon and did it continuously so like the first time it was funny ha ha Laura is a loser, we all know, right now shut up. He is just such an arrogant twat though, it does put you off him a bit, but I find all people from London twats (except my Pauli, but he is from Clacton, so technically it’s not the same thing)
But apart from that nothing else has happened!
Oh except for this translation I have to do- they love the flange! (Well actually I think it is me who is lovin the word flange a bit too much now, its borderline childishness!)
We have:
Flange bolt and flange nuts
Flange drip tray
Gauge by rim flange
Totally hilarious, but also totally impossible to translate.
Just went to check my e-mails and Pauli hasn’t replied to my 1000 questions, so I’m not excited about him coming no more- he can sleep on the street! I mean, I know I have mithered, but how am I meant to know what he wants food wise, and how he wants to spend his time here?
Oh and I just wanted to point out how shocking t he camel toe and the VPL is here. One of the girls in the office has actually come in wearing tight white trousers but with the biggest granny knickers on ever. Why? WHY? And Jesus, the camel toe, I so do not understand why women want to expose this exactly, and then have it squashed up into a funny shape. I have actually had some really in depth conversations about this with a friend who has informed me she would like to remain nameless, but they pull their trousers all the way up to their boobs, and that is the main reason for them having the toe, but I have tried on some trousers here that were a bit camel toe inducing, to b honest, and I don’t know how they put up with it, like wear some decent knickers and trousers, and stop exposing yourself to me please. And they all wear these stripy pyjama type bottoms and they are like a loose cotton and still they have the camel toe in these! It’s like my god, how saggy and loose are you??? Sorry, enough of this waffle but even the fit London boy said that they camel toe here is appalling.
Random word of the day: yerto = stiff/ rigid
Total word count of the day: 768
Although yesterday, Christina was in a reet funny mood, I dunno what was up with her. There was no more water left in the machine, so I asked her who do I need to ask to change it and she was like “you change it yourself” so then I was like well I don’t know how, someone needs to show me, so she was really nowty and was like “how difficult is it to take one bottle off and put the other one on?” EEEEERRRRR excuse me! I eventually did it but if I would have broken anything I would have been in so much trouble.
Oh and I think that fit boy from London waved at me in his car yesterday, I’m not too sure though, but I hope it was him, as then it might change my opinion of him that he is an arrogant twat. Although he was an arrogant twat, he didn’t laugh at me or anything like that, and he was really nice to me, but they all take the piss out of my manc accent so he jumped on the bandwagon and did it continuously so like the first time it was funny ha ha Laura is a loser, we all know, right now shut up. He is just such an arrogant twat though, it does put you off him a bit, but I find all people from London twats (except my Pauli, but he is from Clacton, so technically it’s not the same thing)
But apart from that nothing else has happened!
Oh except for this translation I have to do- they love the flange! (Well actually I think it is me who is lovin the word flange a bit too much now, its borderline childishness!)
We have:
Flange bolt and flange nuts
Flange drip tray
Gauge by rim flange
Totally hilarious, but also totally impossible to translate.
Just went to check my e-mails and Pauli hasn’t replied to my 1000 questions, so I’m not excited about him coming no more- he can sleep on the street! I mean, I know I have mithered, but how am I meant to know what he wants food wise, and how he wants to spend his time here?
Oh and I just wanted to point out how shocking t he camel toe and the VPL is here. One of the girls in the office has actually come in wearing tight white trousers but with the biggest granny knickers on ever. Why? WHY? And Jesus, the camel toe, I so do not understand why women want to expose this exactly, and then have it squashed up into a funny shape. I have actually had some really in depth conversations about this with a friend who has informed me she would like to remain nameless, but they pull their trousers all the way up to their boobs, and that is the main reason for them having the toe, but I have tried on some trousers here that were a bit camel toe inducing, to b honest, and I don’t know how they put up with it, like wear some decent knickers and trousers, and stop exposing yourself to me please. And they all wear these stripy pyjama type bottoms and they are like a loose cotton and still they have the camel toe in these! It’s like my god, how saggy and loose are you??? Sorry, enough of this waffle but even the fit London boy said that they camel toe here is appalling.
Random word of the day: yerto = stiff/ rigid
Total word count of the day: 768
posted by Laura @ 2:28 pm
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