I've put whatever I've wri9tten in purple, cos you know, I'm pretty, and I have put my sisters stuff in black grr...

Subject: I'm serious this time I'm actually going to kill mother

You are going to have to sort mother out. I only have until Monday to get my fees paid, I asked mum to find the letter for me and send it directly to uni but for some strange unknown reason she seem completely incapable of following instructions and sent it to me instead, well I wouldn't mind but how on earth does she suppose I get the letter to uni on time? I told her to ask you to look for it, as she doesn't have a clue what she is looking for whereas you know exactly. anyway, she assured me she knew exactly what she is looking for, and then sent it to me, ooh I'm so mad. So, the letter arrived today, and it is the most random thing she has sent me. It doesn't say anything at all about my fees only about my loan, and it actually has on there fees: 0.00 so why she sent me that at all I will never know, she has clearly done this on purpose as she knew it was for my fees I don't know how many times I have to say fees in one e-mail for it to get through to her thick head.

So now, you will have to sort things out for me please, do you work in the same building as the LEA? If so could you get the phone number off them for the STOCKPORT LEA ?


First of all i don't want you to call her names like that-it's not nice listening to you say things like that. i didn't look for it as mum said she had found it and had sent it off so I assumed that it was correct. I will need your info to be able to talk to them. no i work in a separate building but will find the number and phone them. So just to make sure that i have got it clear, you want your LEA to send a letter to uni to tell them that they will pay your fees? I will also phone uni if you like to make sure that they are aware of the situation.
And we did try to get you flights home. how much did it cost you in the end, when are you coming home and do you want me pick you up from the airport?


Subject: RE: I'm serious this time I'm actually going to kill mother
no you tried to get me flights from random places that I couldn't have got to without a car or paying for a taxi, so were you willing to pay 100-200 euro's for a taxi? I didn't think so. Do you know what I will phone them myself as seriously no one can be trusted to do it, and don't phone uni, the last time mum phoned uni, they had a go at me and I think this is the only reason I am having problems now, as she phoned when it is none of her business, like I say I think she is doing it on purpose to ruin things for me cos she never did things like this with you. also what names did I call mum?

Subject: RE: I'm serious this time I'm actually going to kill mother
i said i would phone for you and have just got the relevant numbers and I will also phone uni. you need to stop with this attitude as i don't like receiving emails form you when all i get is abuse. And don't exaggerate-we were only trying to help you which you seem really ungrateful for. all i get is hassle from you about htings that are beyond my control. we are supposed to be sisters yet I feel like im talking to a five year old with the attitude that I get from you. what happened to being nice and normal?

Subject: RE: I'm serious this time I'm actually going to kill mother
its ok I have just phoned them and they first have to send it to mums house, so it looks like I will never receive it now as I only have until monday to pay the fees. And what on earth abuse are you talking about?
Its ok for you as long as you have your career sorted out, but whilst I'm still trying to do mine all I get is hurdles and one bad thing after another, you do not understand what it is like, you will never move abroad or have to cope with any of this when you are powerless to do anything and you are working for less than the minimum wage. and the flights you are talking about you were going to buy them, when I couldn't use the tickets but you wouldn't have bought me the one's that would actually get me home though, and what would you have done about me and my woking hours when you were just going to book them without my knowledge? DO NOT PHONE UNI

YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT!!! ok so we got the wrong airport, the point is that we tried and wanted you to come home. now I know we shouldn't have bothered coz nothing is ever good enough for you.
I have spoken to your LEA and as you're an ERASMUS student, it's the ERASMUS people that pay your fees for you and not the LEA so imp really not sure what letter they're sending you. let me know if you want me to help you. and just to let you know, I've worked very hard "to get my career sorted out"-you make it sound as if it was a piece of piss. I still had to go and work somewhere that I wasn't familiar with and whilst I appreciate that I haven't had the task of learning a new language to do it, you can speak the language so you should have some advantage there. you should take some responsibility for your own actions and stop blaming everyone else for the fact that YOU chose to do this degree knowing that you would have to go abroad for a year and therefore YOU are the one that should have prepared better for it. I don't want you to feel that you can't come to me for help, but at the same time you have to stop giving me all of this grief as I am beginning to wish that you never went abroad. you need to start appreciating your time there before it's too late.

Subject: RE: I'm serious this time I'm actually going to kill mother
I try to appreciate my time there but its the problems at home that stop me enjoying it, and phone up the LEA and tell them to get their facts right I'm not actually an ERASMUS student. And I'm starting to wish I never went abroad as now as all I have had is hassle of you lot and uni as all they want is their fees and once again I have to mention you never had the courage to up sticks and move to another country. DO NOT PHONE UNI.

who says that I wont move to another country when I'm older-just because I didn't need to when I did my placement doesn't mean that I never will
.well the LEA seem to think that the uni have sent them a letter in which they have told them that they don't have to pay as your as ERASMUS student. I'm only telling you what they told me. they couldn't tell me much anyway coz of data protection.

Subject: RE: I'm serious this time I'm actually going to kill mother
it is a bit irresponsible to move abroad when you have got yourself a dog don't you think, and you would never move anywhere like Castellon where no on at all speaks a word of English though also go round to mums tonight and look for that letter, I have limited time I only have until monday which means it will fuck up my loan and I won’t have no money at all. DO NOT PHONE UNI.

why is it irresponsible to move abroad because I have a dog? obviously I'd take Jessie with me, and obviously I wouldn't move anywhere where I couldn't speak the language as that would be stupid. I can't go round to mums tonight as I have to attend to my dog. no they wont throw you out-it's not in there interests to loose someone that just has one more year to go. you're forgetting that I attended the same university as you are.

Subject: RE: I'm serious this time I'm actually going to kill mother they will eventually throw me out as I haven't paid the fees, what do you think people go to uni for free? This is also exactly my point, you wouldn't move anywhere where they didn't speak english and have to use a foreign language everyday where it would be challenging for you, you are the same as all the rest of the giddy’s. DO NOT PHONE UNI!!!

do you know what, I'm actually getting really tired and bored of all this. non of this is my fault-YOU should have got your act together in the first place. you need to think properly about how you talk to people because at the minute you are rapidly loosing my support. I have tried to help you but this is thrown back in my face which makes me less likely to want to help you. You're missing the point-YOU CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE, or so you keep telling us so what's you point? you just have to be centre of attention as per usual so of course your problems are the worst-no one else ever has any problems, the fact is you make your own problems. I actually have to go and do some work now, otherwise I'll be the one who is thrown out.

Subject: RE: I'm serious this time I'm actually going to kill mother you are such a cow you do not even try and understand, and this is the exact reason I didn't want to come home for xmas you lot and your malicious ways. DO NOT PHONE UNI

do you really think you're the only one with problems? you need to think about someone other than yourself.

i'm sorry don't you dare ever accuse me of being selfish. also what are you trying to phone uni for they can't speak to you, how many times do I have to tell you all they will only deal with me, so how many times do I have to say DO NOT PHONE UNI

do you know what-you can sort your own problems out. I am sick to death of bailing you out for problems that you exaggerate and bring on your self as far as I am concerned I do not want to help you out with this matter anymore. if you're so bloody clever-sort them out yourself.

Subject: RE: I'm serious this time I'm actually going to kill mother Once again get your facts right. I only ever asked you to get the number for the LEA. I also gave you specific instructions not to speak to uni, as now she has spoken with you when I never gave her permission to and I have had to complain, so you have caused a whole heap of trouble, not only for her, but for me as well with uni and my job, and for your information, I contacted bridget on this matter in October before I came home, and I have been constantly fobbed off onto other people ever since, so its not like I left it to the last minut and its not even my fault that no one was forwarding my post to here.

Actually you can get your facts right-I can't believe that you are well lying and trying to make me feel bad for helping you and finally getting your problem sorted out. you're forgetting that I also know data protection laws, and for your information she did not tell me anything that was personal to you and I did not ask her anything that was personal as I did not want to compromise her integrity. I only relayed the problem to her and she phoned you about it. I can't believe that you think that I am so stupid to believe you I never believe anything you say for this very reason-you always exaggerate it.
if you don't want me to help you anymore then that's fine because as far as i'm concerned it' s not worth the hassle, and believe me it has been very much a hassle to deal with you when you are in this despicable mood. I don't see why I should bother anymore. we'll see how far you get when you are in the shit without anyone's help, and I know you will get into trouble coz you always do. so take this as an official warning that I never want to have to bail you out again when you get yourself into financial or otherwise trouble.
and Bridget was the one who said that you shouldn't have left it until the last minute not me, I just agreed with her. so just to clarify, do not email me anymore unless you are prepared to write a civil email coz I really don't care anymore-you will have to sort your own troubles out for once.

she shouldn't have spoken to you when I gave specific instyructions for her not to, so we will watch this space shall we. And I never actually asked you to interfere so I don't know why yopu did it in the first place. And for your information you have only bailed me out once financially as I recall and you got that money back so its not like I just took it off you. And I always bail myslef out of trouble by the way, I don't need no ones help, for your infpormation.

I have told you that she did not speak to me-I spoke to her, she said nothing then phoned you. you are one of the most pathetic people I know. And we'll see what trouble you get yourself into as no doubt you will have squandered nanas money by now with all the debt you're in. and besides you have asked me loads of times to bail you out.

For your information, no one phoned me so you can stop repeating your little self when you are talking, as per usual, crap. I haven't squandered nana's money, as you well know, I haven't received any of the money, how’s mum’s new kitchen by the way? and what are these loads of times that you have bailed me out??? You wanna think on how you speak to your sister and try not to let jelousy get in the way as some people have to spend this Christmas without their sisters and other members of their family, so how dare you call me pathetic.

you're the one who should grow up and think about how they treat their sister as you're the one hwo has started all of this nonsense. and what should i be jealous about exactly? i am perfectly happy with my own like thank you very much if anyone's jealous then it's you. i don't know where all of this has come from i still haven't done anything wrong.

Subject: RE: I'm serious this time I'm actually going to kill motheryou haven't done anything wrong? You speak to me like shit, and you can't evendeny that you do, and you phoned up uni when I gave specific instructions not to. I told you not to phone the LEA, as you wouldn't have a clue what you are talking about and I had already phoned them myself then told you not to phone them but you went ahead and phoned them after spcific instructions not to and started spouting rubbish about ERASMUS, the exact reason I DIDN’T WANT YOU TO PHONE. Then you phoned up uni and interfered when I gave specific instructions not to then I had uni phoning up work, a place of professionalism and you don't think I had the right to go mad, this whole tripis ruined by behaviour from my family in England. And having to deal with you lot, I thought I had put enough distance between us all when I moved country, but slearly Spain isn’t far enough!

you need to grow up and realise that if your trip has been spoiled that it is entirely down to you!!! like I keep saying you need to take some responsibility for you own actions. if we're so bad why do you keep bothering us to help you. why didn't you sort everything out yourself.AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN SPEAKING SHIT TO ME AS MY WORK COLLEAGUES AND MUM CAN VERIFY. SHE HATES YOU JUST AS MUCH AS I DO. YOU ARE DESPICABLE AND WE DESPISE YOU, YOU REALLY ARE A PIECE OF SHIT THAT WE HAVE TROD IN. You really are on another planet. if I didn't phone uni and the LEA for you then you probably would still be moaning to me that you're going to be thrown out of uni. I decided to phone them and sort it out my way as you're instructions clearly wasn't working and I was sick of being told that mum is stupid and that I needed to spend my whole evening looking for a form that you should have had somewhere prominent. I can't believe that you're slating me for helping you. you are not even the slightest bit grateful are you?and I know what this all comes down to, you're having a shit time over there so you think that blaming us will make it better. well just remember who your family is when you're really in trouble. don't think I'll be inclined to help if this is the way I'm treated when I do.you obviously don't read and remember things properly as it was the LEA who told me you were an ERASMUS student-I didn't make that up you know, and once again I simply told Bridget the problem because I was sick of you writing horrid emails pretending you would be thrown out of uni. you just can't stop lying. and you're only this horrible coz you know I'm right.and what did I say not so long ago-STOP emailing me at work, unlike you who seems to have forever to write and relay emails to everyone and his dog, some of us really do have work to do. I bet you're playing the right little victim over there telling them that we all hate you. well you carry on because it’s all true.


As promised I have put my sisters e-mails on there. How much of a bitch is she. I have read back through the e-mails, and admittedly there are things on there that I shouldn’t have said, but I still stand by the fact that she shouldn’t have interfered by phoning up uni, as she would have actually slapped me and then would have got my mum to throw me out again if I had done that to her, so I’m more mad by the fact that she thought she had a right to interfere with my personal business, and I don’t know why she thinks I’m having a shit time over here, I’m actually having a ball, as my blog will testify, so I think it is more a case for her wishful thinking. But can people honestly give me their honest opinions and tell me if you think I was the one out of order or she was. As I am obviously not going to admit to her that I am wrong as I think that I am right. I mean, how would she like it if I phoned up her work and complained that she was using her company e-mail to send abusive e-mails to me? That is the exact same equivalent of what she has done, as now I had uni phoning me e-mailing me etc to question me! All because my sister couldn’t keep her big snout out. I’m just so mad that she though she could phone and interfere and that I would get on my knees and kiss her feet. She has seriously got another thing coming, so watch this space for more e-mails, and slagging matches across the old correo electronico.

Also watch for dynamite fireworks on Christmas day as we attempt to share the same dinner table… Like normally on Christmas, I sit up stairs playing with my new presents, watching the Christmas telly in my room drinking up there by myself. Then I’m forced downstairs to sit and eat with “them” and because I’m drunk there is no way I attempt to be polite, but of course, Laura looks the bad one again. So then my sister offers me a game of trivial pursuit to build bridges, as she thinks she is the cleverest person in the family, but she hasn’t managed to beat me yet in a game. And she is so embarrassed and thick. Once I was asking the question “which pink and white striped cat…” and before I got to finish the ending, she jumped in saying “THE PINK PANTHER!”. Hmm I don’t recall the pink panther being striped, it was fooking bag puss you loon, but of course, I had to accept her first answer, with the hugest smirk on my face. And it is a small victory for me as well, as I once recall when we was in work, I was telling people that my mum is dead clever, she knows everything about everything. Anyway, my sister butts in and goes “no she’s not, I’m cleverer than mum” well clearly not if you can’t beat your little sister in trivial persuit. But now she denies she ever said that, but hello, there were like 10 people there.

Dramas, dramas and more dramas. It turns out Luis has only gone and caught a highly contagious form of pneumonia. So technically I should have been tested, and I phoned in work and told them I needed to be tested as I have had a cold this week and my chest hurts when I breathe and I’m slightly more flemmy than usual. And I did have the intention of going… but they have needles in the hospital you know… I’m slightly petrified of them. And also I didn’t want some doctor “fucking” juan “ah you want to take off you pantes and we can see why your chest is bad, eh blondie???” No I don’t fucking thinks so you twat flap, “twat flap? What is this? I know not what you mean?”

Anyway, I went to see him in the hospital yesterday when I was slightly sciving off work and I had to wear masks and gloves and everything. I only stayed for ten mins, but he was well made up that I went, as he seriously only seems to have me and Sonia. Gonna go again for ten mins and take him some grapes, although, Sonia found it strange that I would suggest to take grapes as here when someone is ill they takes sweets. You know sweets are going to get you better quicker! Ha ha ha lol!

Also I would just like to point out that does anyone remeber Marleen from neighbours, Cheryls mum? Well she went on like a 3 month cruise and never came back, and no one actually cared that she never came back and she was never mentioned again, especially when lolly got took off Lou! Shocking it really is!

Random word of the day: gruñido = growler!
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