Well I will finally get round to telling you about the weekend. friday night was dark any rainy so I had a hair wash night in big comfy pyjamies and huge socks, and I intended to make myself a huge bowl of mashed potato and peas with gravy made from scratch, couldn't be arsed so just filled myself with freezer food, for these such emergencies!
Saturday night though, still couldn't be arsed going out as it was raining but already promised Caroline. ended up drinking a bottle of wine to myself in my house, then three rum and cokes (this was my housemates fault-she is such a bad influence!) then when I was out that night I ended up drinking in total two martini and lemondes, one malibu and coke, and two rum and cokes, so by the end of the night I was pretty bladdered.
I'm not sure if I have mentioned Adriano before. Well he is a friend of my friends Sergio and Alejandro, and I have seen him for a few weeks now but he never spoke to me and Alejandro and Sergio kept telling me its cos he is shy. But the thing is with Adriano is he isn't ugly, but he isn't instantly stunning, but he is a nice lad and he had summat about him that just made me like him.
Anyway, Saturday night when we was out he was proper chattin away to me all night, and there was one actual point when I ended up talking to a fookin t*at, long hair posh kid, who kept askin me stuff about England then when I told him he kept telling me I was wrong, THEN he started asking me how many people I had slept with before, and when I refused to divulge he was saying but you can tell me if you have ever had sex before- erm no you dick and what are you asking me this for not like I'm gonnna go anywhere near you arse wipe. anyway whilst this was going on I kept noticing that Adriano was looking at me, but then when I looked he looked away dead quick like a child, anyway in the end adriano notioced that I was a bit uncomfortable and came and rescued me.
When we eventually got to the club I was nearly passed hammered, seen the most beautiful lad in the world walk past, so I announced this to all of my friends, then just beelined (the shame) over to him and was proper you're well fit but in Spanish, slurred of course. It turns out he was kind of a friend of Sergio's so Sergio was like I will introduce you properly, but the fit boy kept saying stuff to me and all I kept saying was like sorry I'm pissed I don't understand you speak in English! No one speaks it here though, any way even after this, this lad said to Sergio I really like her so will you give her my phone number for when she is sober, as I don't wanna take advantage of her when she is like this (by this time Sergio had to prop me up!) Now I'm sober I do not have the guts to actually phone him, I'm a little bit ashamed too.
Anyway for some reason me and Adriano had decided to go to the toilet except we didn't actually go toilet, this is where I'm confused as Caroline had to fill me in on quite a lot of the details, I had totally forgot about that lad until she told me. Anyway, I had managed to prop myself up on a pillar to prevent myself from falling. and I was proper waffling away to myself, like you all know I do, and then HE kissed me. so we was neckin for ages (Caroline said for half an hour, but not sure if it was quite that long). Anyway apparantly fat face seen us neckin too, all night I was trying to avoid him and had managed successfully and this he sees, so not impressed.
Anyway Adriano eventually offered to walk me home, so then I was saying to him he might as well stay at mine cos he had football in like two hours and that he could kip in my bed, and then he was like "where are you going to sleep?", so I think I might have to let this one go as he seems to much like hard work. Eventually get him in my house, I kipped in my bed regardless he wanted to sleep on the sofa managed to get him to calm down and share a bed with me, andthen tried my hardest to have sex with him and he wasn't having it, as also this one didn't want to take advantage of me like this and he didn't want me to wake up in the morning with regrets, even though I assured him I probably wasn't going to wake up in the morning (I was seriously that comatose drunk, it was worse than my birthday in 5th ave last year) he still wasn't having it, so after bein defeated I eventually went to sleep.
In the morning though he kind of seemed embarrassed but I gave him my number and I'm still waiting for a txt. I hope I haven't scared him though, although, I've got to say I have never had a boy say no to sex with me before!

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Who the fook are you? You weirdo!
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