Sorry peeps, I never explained why me and Leanne was so late to Sergio’ borefest. Went out the other night with Sonia and she ended up staying out with her friends, and I went home as I had work the next morning L. So offski’s I trot, oh and the waiter from Don Pepe’s was following me home, then when I spotted him he was like come back to the restaurant and we can have a chupita together, proper begged me, and although the idea of this appealed, there was no way I was going on my own, to a restaurant full of people watching, this town is small, people talk, I already have a bad name for myself oops….. anyway he told me the next time me and my friends walk past we could all have a chupita off him, he doesn’t know I hang around with boys, so I think he would be disappointed that he can’t perv on girls the big fat perv.
Anyway when I woke up that morning I seen a man coming out of Sonia’s room, with her following him, but eeeeeewwwwwww you should have seen him the minger, he looked proper hells angels, with authentic handle bar moustache and everything. Anyway she was kissing him at the door good bye, not a pretty sight. But then as I turn the corner there was a man sleeping on my sofa (still wearing his shoes grrr)anyway as soon as moustache man left she took shoe boy into her room, she was bladdered out of her face and she has been depressed lately but I’m sure she was trying to ask if I wanted to go with her!!!!!! I made my excuses and left for work.
So gets home from work that Friday afternoon as I was expecting my friend Leanne from Madrid, and shoe boy was still there, the house was a shit tip, and there was food all over the kitchen sides and floor. Well, since this was the first time that this has happened I kinda didn’t mind, but wasn’t too impressed that I had to bring a friend back to this, no clean pots or nothing. Shoe boy eventually stayed the weekend and he stank, his hygiene really left a lot to be desired. And he was loud as fook. And he has an obsession with the Song your song by Elton John, so he clocked on that Sonia has Moulin rouge on DVD and he put that song on repeat the whole weekend-no joke. And the house didn’t get cleaned for the whole weekend, I wasn’t doing it, but I felt sorry for my friend who had to stay there. And he had vomited in the bathroom and all Sonia had done was put newspaper over it, I had to have my friend use that bathroom like that, as I clean vomit for no one!
And on the Sunday, I had just said goodbye to Leanne and smelly arse invited his friend round to our house to eat. Well I never. Me and Sonia had just done a whole weeks worth of shopping and I hadn’t eaten anything from it- he had “eaten” it all, and now he invites his friend round, who was a complete minger. He had long greasy hair and a beer belly. He kept winking at me and wolf whistling me in my own home! I was so mad that weekend like you wouldn’t believe. Anyway talking to Sonia and she was like no he was only a bit of fun for the weekend to make me forget about things, he is a disaster, he doesn’t work he is an alcoholic and drug addict and he smells (hmm attractive) and she thought this was funny-no its not funny Sonia you slept with a man who doesn’t wash.
So that night when he invited his friend round for food, I couldn’t bear to watch him eat as he can’t use a knife and fork, Sonia had to cut up his food for him, and he doesn’t actually eat, he takes ALL of the food and then picks at bits even when she cut up his food he ate the tiniest bit-with his hands. And I had made myself some soup from scratch and he ended up taking it and drinking a bit out of it and then was like here you go, so I eventually gave it back to him, as did I seriously want it after he had his dirty hands all over it.
Well that was like two weeks ago and she has been with him ever since, I can’t see why though, he does things like takes her to the mountains and shows her the stars, so she has clearly fallen head over heels with him, but if she asked me I could have done those things for her- I know where Orion’s belt is!
But I have hidden the Moulin Rouge DVD so he cannot put it on blasted repeat, the tw*t. But she knows he has annoyed me so she goes round to his house, so I have been in the house of nighttime on my own every night for two weeks, so I have been lonely as fook, so she eventually has realised this and tried to spend last night with me, but then he went and phoned her so she invited him round!!!!! It is her house though so I can’t really say anything, I don’t mind him in small doses, but the smell nearly knocks me out so now my house will stink for like days now. And I was just about to put an order in with Pauli as he is in blighty at the momento so he can get me some stuff that I really can’t get here, like lined paper and jaffa cakes. Anyway whilst I was trying to dial, I hear the sound of sick hit my tiled floors. It wasn’t actually sick, he had coughed up a load of flem in my living room, but there was a big puddle of it, and guess who had to clean it? –ME. Sonia couldn’t have done it she was cooking my tea, and I really didn’t want her doing it then touching my food, he clearly wasn’t going to bother to clean it either, he is borderline tramp. THEN when I was eating my tea, I had to be subjected to his non useness of cutlery AND he was sat there coughing up flem then swallowing it again. So really I’m going to have to try and say to her, imagine taking him to your parents house or your friends house with that kind of behaviour. I’ve told her that defo on saturday we are going clubbing as I know loads of eligible men (well, eligible…I really should check if some of them have girlfs really shouldn’t I?) that are clean etc.
Sorry I’m going to try and do this on a daily basis so there is less of this to read, as loads of good stuff has happened and I have forgotten.
I am going to Madrid in December, for the Puente and I’m going to Rome and Paris in January, cannot wait, but I love Castellón so much I never wanna leave, I almost never came home for xmas. And I was trying to come home for my best friend in the whole wide world Leanne’s birthday, but it was too much hassle to get to any airport that goes to Manchester and in turn that made it too expensive, but the truth is I didn’t wanna go back to England.
Today you have just read 1281 words!
Anyway when I woke up that morning I seen a man coming out of Sonia’s room, with her following him, but eeeeeewwwwwww you should have seen him the minger, he looked proper hells angels, with authentic handle bar moustache and everything. Anyway she was kissing him at the door good bye, not a pretty sight. But then as I turn the corner there was a man sleeping on my sofa (still wearing his shoes grrr)anyway as soon as moustache man left she took shoe boy into her room, she was bladdered out of her face and she has been depressed lately but I’m sure she was trying to ask if I wanted to go with her!!!!!! I made my excuses and left for work.
So gets home from work that Friday afternoon as I was expecting my friend Leanne from Madrid, and shoe boy was still there, the house was a shit tip, and there was food all over the kitchen sides and floor. Well, since this was the first time that this has happened I kinda didn’t mind, but wasn’t too impressed that I had to bring a friend back to this, no clean pots or nothing. Shoe boy eventually stayed the weekend and he stank, his hygiene really left a lot to be desired. And he was loud as fook. And he has an obsession with the Song your song by Elton John, so he clocked on that Sonia has Moulin rouge on DVD and he put that song on repeat the whole weekend-no joke. And the house didn’t get cleaned for the whole weekend, I wasn’t doing it, but I felt sorry for my friend who had to stay there. And he had vomited in the bathroom and all Sonia had done was put newspaper over it, I had to have my friend use that bathroom like that, as I clean vomit for no one!
And on the Sunday, I had just said goodbye to Leanne and smelly arse invited his friend round to our house to eat. Well I never. Me and Sonia had just done a whole weeks worth of shopping and I hadn’t eaten anything from it- he had “eaten” it all, and now he invites his friend round, who was a complete minger. He had long greasy hair and a beer belly. He kept winking at me and wolf whistling me in my own home! I was so mad that weekend like you wouldn’t believe. Anyway talking to Sonia and she was like no he was only a bit of fun for the weekend to make me forget about things, he is a disaster, he doesn’t work he is an alcoholic and drug addict and he smells (hmm attractive) and she thought this was funny-no its not funny Sonia you slept with a man who doesn’t wash.
So that night when he invited his friend round for food, I couldn’t bear to watch him eat as he can’t use a knife and fork, Sonia had to cut up his food for him, and he doesn’t actually eat, he takes ALL of the food and then picks at bits even when she cut up his food he ate the tiniest bit-with his hands. And I had made myself some soup from scratch and he ended up taking it and drinking a bit out of it and then was like here you go, so I eventually gave it back to him, as did I seriously want it after he had his dirty hands all over it.
Well that was like two weeks ago and she has been with him ever since, I can’t see why though, he does things like takes her to the mountains and shows her the stars, so she has clearly fallen head over heels with him, but if she asked me I could have done those things for her- I know where Orion’s belt is!
But I have hidden the Moulin Rouge DVD so he cannot put it on blasted repeat, the tw*t. But she knows he has annoyed me so she goes round to his house, so I have been in the house of nighttime on my own every night for two weeks, so I have been lonely as fook, so she eventually has realised this and tried to spend last night with me, but then he went and phoned her so she invited him round!!!!! It is her house though so I can’t really say anything, I don’t mind him in small doses, but the smell nearly knocks me out so now my house will stink for like days now. And I was just about to put an order in with Pauli as he is in blighty at the momento so he can get me some stuff that I really can’t get here, like lined paper and jaffa cakes. Anyway whilst I was trying to dial, I hear the sound of sick hit my tiled floors. It wasn’t actually sick, he had coughed up a load of flem in my living room, but there was a big puddle of it, and guess who had to clean it? –ME. Sonia couldn’t have done it she was cooking my tea, and I really didn’t want her doing it then touching my food, he clearly wasn’t going to bother to clean it either, he is borderline tramp. THEN when I was eating my tea, I had to be subjected to his non useness of cutlery AND he was sat there coughing up flem then swallowing it again. So really I’m going to have to try and say to her, imagine taking him to your parents house or your friends house with that kind of behaviour. I’ve told her that defo on saturday we are going clubbing as I know loads of eligible men (well, eligible…I really should check if some of them have girlfs really shouldn’t I?) that are clean etc.
Sorry I’m going to try and do this on a daily basis so there is less of this to read, as loads of good stuff has happened and I have forgotten.
I am going to Madrid in December, for the Puente and I’m going to Rome and Paris in January, cannot wait, but I love Castellón so much I never wanna leave, I almost never came home for xmas. And I was trying to come home for my best friend in the whole wide world Leanne’s birthday, but it was too much hassle to get to any airport that goes to Manchester and in turn that made it too expensive, but the truth is I didn’t wanna go back to England.
Today you have just read 1281 words!
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