Sorry peeps but I need help. Mar has just given me a translation to do, she swears to me it is in English and she wants it into Espanola. It’s a beauty tools sterilisation manual, so I suspect that this isn’t actually work, she is up to something and has come across strange instructions. Anyway she still insists that it is English, but just to reconfirm my suspicions, read the following and please help me:
Input the clectric power, electric power the conversion ultraviolet ray light, ultraviolet my the light disinfect, disinfect.
?The usage sen grectings the electric leakage aegis of packing to suit this machine before this machine
This machine is proper to the season to often keep clean, dry
Put on with the power supply that the machine went with shoud
Please check the machine electric voltage before usage if with be the ground charged barbed wire net the electric voltage to agree with to match.
Also I was given a translation (actually weeks ago, but then Jorge told me there was no hurry-hhhhhhuuuuggggggeeeeee mistake) but it is about a vacuum pump (?) and the funniest thing is that the instructions are only available in English, so that can’t use this machine until I have translated this for them, but it is really hard, and there are some things in there, well, they are difficult to translate put it that way. I have come across some sentences and they actually made me laugh out loud:
Don’t remove the non-recessed screws; they hold the motor flange in place
Remove the intermediate flange
Screw the intermediate flange
(Why does no one want to screw the advanced flange? Why settle for second best intermediate flange?!!!)
Anyway as you can see this is going to take a while, also to account for all of the laughter, I’m such a child but I know you are all laughing reading this, especially you Leona, I can see the tears now! But wait till you get to Spain the mere mention of your name is going to make them se reín a más no poder, me tronché de la risa.
Also today this is going to be especially long, I have so much to say, like always!
First thing is first FIT AUDITOR GUY HAS GONE!!! He is such an efficient worker that he got everything done a day early oh well, and I got my boobs out for work today as well, I knew I should have worn this outfit yesterday @%-*&^.
So last night, as per usual smelly arse was in my house, he is an alright enough guy, its just he has the worst habit in the world and Sonia finds them hilarious. Like last night he just took it upon himself to look in my dictionary, and Sonia had to tell him the alphabet as he couldn’t find the letter E. I’ll give you a bleedin letter E. EEE you are you tramp, get the fook out of my house! Although, he took my shepherds pie for all of his friends and now they are all demanding more, although I will blown my own here it was ssssssoooooooooooooooo nice, the only thing is I couldn’t keep it moist enough until the next day, so reheating in the microwave wise it was a disaster. Anyway defo gonna cook some more, I just love the compliments, it’s the only thing that saves me from being the lowest of the lowest loser, the fact I can cook well. Even my little brother won’t really eat anything my mum cooks him, but when I make him the same thing he wolfs it down and always has seconds.
Anyway, I will stop talking about England now, its shite there (with the exception of the soaps)
So last night went out as per usual to Las Tascas to meet with friends. And on Saturday I dunno whether I have mentioned that Sergio told me that Alejandro was in love with Caroline? Well it's no surprise everyone is.
Also a new boy on the scene, but not getting too excited about it, as it turns out he is English and we was having a dead good chat for ages, but this is the thing about English boys, I can’t work them out ever, so we will have to wait and see. He did buy me a drink and tell me not to go home early (it was quarter to 3 in the morning and I had to be up at 6) but I dunno whether that was a friendly gesture or not, so he said I might see him out on sat night, so we will have to wait and see!
Random word of the day: abarcar: to get one’s arm round (arm round what I do not have a clue!)
Total word count for today: 1381
Input the clectric power, electric power the conversion ultraviolet ray light, ultraviolet my the light disinfect, disinfect.
?The usage sen grectings the electric leakage aegis of packing to suit this machine before this machine
This machine is proper to the season to often keep clean, dry
Put on with the power supply that the machine went with shoud
Please check the machine electric voltage before usage if with be the ground charged barbed wire net the electric voltage to agree with to match.
Also I was given a translation (actually weeks ago, but then Jorge told me there was no hurry-hhhhhhuuuuggggggeeeeee mistake) but it is about a vacuum pump (?) and the funniest thing is that the instructions are only available in English, so that can’t use this machine until I have translated this for them, but it is really hard, and there are some things in there, well, they are difficult to translate put it that way. I have come across some sentences and they actually made me laugh out loud:
Don’t remove the non-recessed screws; they hold the motor flange in place
Remove the intermediate flange
Screw the intermediate flange
(Why does no one want to screw the advanced flange? Why settle for second best intermediate flange?!!!)
Anyway as you can see this is going to take a while, also to account for all of the laughter, I’m such a child but I know you are all laughing reading this, especially you Leona, I can see the tears now! But wait till you get to Spain the mere mention of your name is going to make them se reín a más no poder, me tronché de la risa.
Also today this is going to be especially long, I have so much to say, like always!
First thing is first FIT AUDITOR GUY HAS GONE!!! He is such an efficient worker that he got everything done a day early oh well, and I got my boobs out for work today as well, I knew I should have worn this outfit yesterday @%-*&^.
So last night, as per usual smelly arse was in my house, he is an alright enough guy, its just he has the worst habit in the world and Sonia finds them hilarious. Like last night he just took it upon himself to look in my dictionary, and Sonia had to tell him the alphabet as he couldn’t find the letter E. I’ll give you a bleedin letter E. EEE you are you tramp, get the fook out of my house! Although, he took my shepherds pie for all of his friends and now they are all demanding more, although I will blown my own here it was ssssssoooooooooooooooo nice, the only thing is I couldn’t keep it moist enough until the next day, so reheating in the microwave wise it was a disaster. Anyway defo gonna cook some more, I just love the compliments, it’s the only thing that saves me from being the lowest of the lowest loser, the fact I can cook well. Even my little brother won’t really eat anything my mum cooks him, but when I make him the same thing he wolfs it down and always has seconds.
Anyway, I will stop talking about England now, its shite there (with the exception of the soaps)
So last night went out as per usual to Las Tascas to meet with friends. And on Saturday I dunno whether I have mentioned that Sergio told me that Alejandro was in love with Caroline? Well it's no surprise everyone is.
Also a new boy on the scene, but not getting too excited about it, as it turns out he is English and we was having a dead good chat for ages, but this is the thing about English boys, I can’t work them out ever, so we will have to wait and see. He did buy me a drink and tell me not to go home early (it was quarter to 3 in the morning and I had to be up at 6) but I dunno whether that was a friendly gesture or not, so he said I might see him out on sat night, so we will have to wait and see!
Random word of the day: abarcar: to get one’s arm round (arm round what I do not have a clue!)
Total word count for today: 1381
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