Sorry peeps but I let the English down last night, I was kicking off and bein foul mouthed in the supermarket- but it totally wasn’t my fault, people just like to kick off with me, for reasons unknown. So I was there just trotting along getting my pipas and my peach juice (two favourite things here) and then I get to the till and the cashier was like “you are not allowed to enter the supermarket with any bag, I need to search them. So I stood there a little confused, as I understood her, I just didn’t understand why she was asking me this. So she repeated and I was still confused, I was thinking, have I heard her wrong or what? Then she was like “you don’t understand do you?” And then started laughing at me, and the lady behind me had a pushchair and shit loads of bags and they were both laughing at me so she said again that she needs to search my bags. So I was like “its only because I’m English and you think that I have been robbin, but I have a way better job than you, believe me, I don’t need to come in here and steal juice.” So she searches my bag, it only had magazines and some translations and stuff from work, Mercadona don’t sell magazines so why she thought I had taken stuff from there I do not know, and then the cheeky bitch searched in my handbag!!!!!!!! Well I never. That got me really mad, as no one has ever done this to me in Spain and I have never seen them do this to anyone else. It’s bad enough that when I go to Mercadona the cashiers won’t accept the money off me I have to put it on the counter as they don’t wanna touch my hand. I have got used to that but them searching my bags just took the piss. I told her that they only reason she is doing this is cos I’m foreign and she is a racist fat cow, and then it just went from there. She eventually served me but only after she searched my bags. I am so fuming.
But on the upside Pauli my best good friend is coming this weekend so I haven’t been able to sleep because of that, seriously it’s been like waiting for crimbo. Which reminds me, they don’t have proper crimbo songs here so I’m going to have to get mother (after all she owes me A LOT) to send me a copy of everything from Mariah Carey’s classic, all I want fro Christmas, to Slade So here it is merry Christmas, as I miss the Christmas in England, its not quite the same celebrating with sunshine and Palm trees, and the only Christmas songs they have here are the carols, so you know I’ll be wanna boppin around my living room. I have a feeling that I will have to hide my advent calendar as I’m pretty sure that smelly arse will spot it and want to eat all of the chocolates in it. And Sonia laughed when I said I still put carrots, mince pies and alcohol out for Santa, but hey, someone eats and drinks it, as on Christmas day morning it has gone, and the carrot has its usual huge “reindeer” bite out of it. I’ve got really excited about xmas already, even though they are only just starting to sell xmas stuff in the shops and they are only just putting up the lights now, so they won’t be switched on until December-which is how it should be! And because Pauli is coming, he might have missed the homemade cooking of England, so I might make him a shepherd’s pie (everything from scratch) or a full blown Sunday dinner for the Saturday night although I think we have been invited out. Its Sonia’s brother’s birthday on Sunday so I know we are defo going for drinks for that but not sure if we are invited out for the meal part, although Pauli said he wanted to take me out for a meal, see peeps how nice is that, I never go with the boys who do things like this.
Oh I e-mailed Sergio and told him Adriano was gay, me thinks!!! lol! But he hasn’t replied to me, so he must be in agreement with me, even my housemate thinks he is gay, and when I have spoken to her about him, and last night I said to her that he is one big bender, she was like, yeah well I thought this, I just didn’t wanna say!! That’s a bit mean; I don’t actually think he really is gay, although he isn’t shy to talk to the boys….
Talking of boys, Sonia has like four brothers and each and every single one of them is good looking, but the only one I fancy and think is well fit is the only one who has a girlfriend, so out of the three single ones, I fancy the attached one, there must be something wrong with me. Can’t do anything out about it though, as it isn’t nice when people do stuff with members of your family really.
Oh and I’m going to knock KFC guy out he is actually doing my head in, he has just been stood opposite me whilst I’m writing this and just been saying hello in all these different child like voices! And he wants me to get with his son?! If his son is anything like him then I do not think so!
Nothing much else to say, these passing days have been quite boring!
Random word of the day: quebradora= dengue fever
Total word count today: 967 words!
But on the upside Pauli my best good friend is coming this weekend so I haven’t been able to sleep because of that, seriously it’s been like waiting for crimbo. Which reminds me, they don’t have proper crimbo songs here so I’m going to have to get mother (after all she owes me A LOT) to send me a copy of everything from Mariah Carey’s classic, all I want fro Christmas, to Slade So here it is merry Christmas, as I miss the Christmas in England, its not quite the same celebrating with sunshine and Palm trees, and the only Christmas songs they have here are the carols, so you know I’ll be wanna boppin around my living room. I have a feeling that I will have to hide my advent calendar as I’m pretty sure that smelly arse will spot it and want to eat all of the chocolates in it. And Sonia laughed when I said I still put carrots, mince pies and alcohol out for Santa, but hey, someone eats and drinks it, as on Christmas day morning it has gone, and the carrot has its usual huge “reindeer” bite out of it. I’ve got really excited about xmas already, even though they are only just starting to sell xmas stuff in the shops and they are only just putting up the lights now, so they won’t be switched on until December-which is how it should be! And because Pauli is coming, he might have missed the homemade cooking of England, so I might make him a shepherd’s pie (everything from scratch) or a full blown Sunday dinner for the Saturday night although I think we have been invited out. Its Sonia’s brother’s birthday on Sunday so I know we are defo going for drinks for that but not sure if we are invited out for the meal part, although Pauli said he wanted to take me out for a meal, see peeps how nice is that, I never go with the boys who do things like this.
Oh I e-mailed Sergio and told him Adriano was gay, me thinks!!! lol! But he hasn’t replied to me, so he must be in agreement with me, even my housemate thinks he is gay, and when I have spoken to her about him, and last night I said to her that he is one big bender, she was like, yeah well I thought this, I just didn’t wanna say!! That’s a bit mean; I don’t actually think he really is gay, although he isn’t shy to talk to the boys….
Talking of boys, Sonia has like four brothers and each and every single one of them is good looking, but the only one I fancy and think is well fit is the only one who has a girlfriend, so out of the three single ones, I fancy the attached one, there must be something wrong with me. Can’t do anything out about it though, as it isn’t nice when people do stuff with members of your family really.
Oh and I’m going to knock KFC guy out he is actually doing my head in, he has just been stood opposite me whilst I’m writing this and just been saying hello in all these different child like voices! And he wants me to get with his son?! If his son is anything like him then I do not think so!
Nothing much else to say, these passing days have been quite boring!
Random word of the day: quebradora= dengue fever
Total word count today: 967 words!
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