Oh my god peeps i'm so sorry I haven't written anything for ages, it's just that well, I didn't feel like it, I've had my boss sacked, and it doesn't feel to pretty! Oh wait before I go any further I've got something to say: "Cody Ryan Pedley stop copying my idea to have a blog tsk" So I went in to the office of my boss (isidoro, but if you ask me if you name your child that you are blatantly asking for trouble). Anyway, I told him I didn't like it when he talked to me about sex boobs his arse his wife's arse his daughter's arse. Then he was like I didn't mean to offend you its just that your friends boobs are huge. And he continued to talk about them. so I was like it isn't normal for a boss to have these conversations with a girl my and he said yeah I know.

Then when I told the girls in my office they went and complained to Roberto Solsona (the son of the owner of the company who like started this company in 1950's). I didn't know they had complained, so I'm just sat there at my desk pissin about on the e-mail and he comes to me an says I need a word with you in my office. I shat my pants as I thought he wanted a word about me pissin about on the e-mail. anyway he was like I've heard you have problems with Isidoro, and then I said yeah but I don't wanna complain or create problems here as I am only a student but then he said that we don't think of you like that as you are a person as well. So I told him I won't go into detail but he speaks to me dirty and stuff. So he basically told me that I wasn't to go to his office no more and he was to have no more contact with future students, which I was fine with. So all friday we had no contact and everyone was like go laura, you stood up to him and I was buzzing.

Then at the lunch time, once again I was called to Roberto's office, but this time it was to have a meeting with his dad, Señor Solsona, who like started the company in the 1950's and he just explained to me that it isn't normal to have men like this in Spain and asked exactly what he had said, so I told him a few examples and, well, he wasn't too happy.

Then on Monday, oops, I finished teaching Oscar and came back and Isidoro was having a big disciplinary with señor and his son's and he was there for like an hour, and after that he came to his office and he was shuffling paper and ripping paper. Then in the afternoon the company lawyer came..................to sack him.

Man alive I felt so bad. However after they had sacked him he went to Jesus and said that this is going to destroy his family and that my friend is small with huge boobs and that I am beautiful so why am I not allowed to comment? So in the end he was his own undoing as he admitted exactly what he had done to the Solsona's. But then he was saying to Jesus that I have destroyed his family this is going to destroy his wife as she has said that if he can't hold down to a job she is going to leave him for someone who can.

Tuesday morning came in to work and he had come in as well to sign his redundancy papers. Then he was kind of hanging round and then when I went to the coffee machine (I always get sent) I heard Isidoro in the office of Señor Solsona begging for his job back, I mean how degrading a man of 52 begging for his job. But then strangely he just hung about all day playing on the internet (as per usual, I kind of let this slip to the Solsona's that he plays on google earth demanding to know where my house is in England) and continuing to work, then at like 4 in the afternoon, Señor Solsona came into Isidoro's office and was like what are you still doing here and then Isidoro was like I'm collecting my things and then Solsona was like what things you don't own anythings all these things in here are mine, you have one minute to vacate the premises anything you have left here we will send on to you. So then Isidoro came out of his office with a pathetic little plastic bag of his stuff (mainly food might I add, now I understand why he is a fat bastard) and for some reason he came into my office to speak to Carmen and give her something like eyedrops or summat strange, like he is strange, horrible little man. Anyway he was right in front of me and he looked at me and his face was bright red and his eyes were blood shot and he had been crying. So I felt shitty and so bad that I had made a grown man cry. In the end he got escorted off the premises. So I have ruined a family and I have spoiled their Christmas, as I know deep down he deserved it but he has three daughters and nothing is their fault and now they are going to have a shit xmas cos of me. Plus the girls in the office are saying that he will most likely have to take early retirement as he is going to really struggle to find a new job as he was sacked for sexual harrassment, so obviously no one is going to hire him.

Also where I live it's a really small town so everybody talks and everybody knows everyone's business so everyone knows Isidoro, and not one person has a good word to say about him in the first place. there have been certain times when someone was so angry with him, she took a sack of potatoes out of her car and attacked him with them and then smashed his windscreen. Another time when he got sacked from my friends company they all took their keys and scratched his car. And one time someone even brought a baseball bat into work and just twatted him- because he was talking about his daughters pubic hair, might I add.

Anyway the second he was gone everyone whipped champagne out and the whole of the offices were celebrating that he has gone and they have all been coming by for the past couple of days to congratuate me, seriously this is how much everyone hates him- Hitler had more fans. Really tired now, so I will write tomorrow about my weekend!