Well peeps, its finally arrived-my big 21. Although it really doesn't feel like my birthday as they haven't invented birthday cards here yet, so it feels strange to come down of a morning (I say come down, I really mean go round the corner!)and there is no birthday cards waiting for me. AND its gonna be shit having to wait til I go home for my cards and presents as its past my birthday and well no one will care by then- except for my pauli he understands as his birthday is the 6th so we kinda share a birthday, although I think he has gone home for his actual b day.
Everyone has been really nice. I had to go round kissing EVERYONE (except sergio!)for my birthday. why the fook should I kiss them? its my birthday they should be friggin kissin me!
Also I dunno whether I have mentioned about my boss- David Brent is not the word for him. He pointed out that I have a huge spot on my face, like I know, but there is no need to point. And he insisted that I use talcom powder to dry it up. It didnt matter how many times I said to him that my mum has told me to use teatree oil and witchazel, and she teaches 3rd and 4th year pharmacology students in manchester uni, by the way. Then he started telling me he knew that talcom powder is the best thing as he uses it. And he told me he has a spot at the minute- on his arse! He then went on to explain that he sits down all day so his arse gets sweaty and thats why he has a spot.
Well this was to good an opportunity to waste, so immediately I told EVERYONE. They all pissed themselves laughing. So at the minute I'm well popular. Also he came in my office trying to shout at someone but they all knew he has a spot on his arse so when he was shouting everyone was laughing and sniggerin but since they were holding in their laughter they had tears streaming down their face- and he couldn't work out why, so all in all my birthday had been good office wise. Dunno about tonight as I invited two boys by an accident but they CANNOT be in the same place with me at the same time. I can't even run away as I will be wearing heels and the pavements are made of shiny ceramic tiles so I will slip everywhere and travel 1mm per second!
Anyway, I'll skidaddle for now. Will write 2moz and let you know how my birthday bash went!
Everyone has been really nice. I had to go round kissing EVERYONE (except sergio!)for my birthday. why the fook should I kiss them? its my birthday they should be friggin kissin me!
Also I dunno whether I have mentioned about my boss- David Brent is not the word for him. He pointed out that I have a huge spot on my face, like I know, but there is no need to point. And he insisted that I use talcom powder to dry it up. It didnt matter how many times I said to him that my mum has told me to use teatree oil and witchazel, and she teaches 3rd and 4th year pharmacology students in manchester uni, by the way. Then he started telling me he knew that talcom powder is the best thing as he uses it. And he told me he has a spot at the minute- on his arse! He then went on to explain that he sits down all day so his arse gets sweaty and thats why he has a spot.
Well this was to good an opportunity to waste, so immediately I told EVERYONE. They all pissed themselves laughing. So at the minute I'm well popular. Also he came in my office trying to shout at someone but they all knew he has a spot on his arse so when he was shouting everyone was laughing and sniggerin but since they were holding in their laughter they had tears streaming down their face- and he couldn't work out why, so all in all my birthday had been good office wise. Dunno about tonight as I invited two boys by an accident but they CANNOT be in the same place with me at the same time. I can't even run away as I will be wearing heels and the pavements are made of shiny ceramic tiles so I will slip everywhere and travel 1mm per second!
Anyway, I'll skidaddle for now. Will write 2moz and let you know how my birthday bash went!
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